your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize