i already hear my dad disowning me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
