it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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