If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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