After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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