So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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