this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I came so hard my ears popped.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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