I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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