doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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