So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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