Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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