yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize