what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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