Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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