Buhtt sex?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My life is pants optional.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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