is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
As shirtless as possible
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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