Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
