how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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