If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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