what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
