No period for spring break; use this wisely.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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