Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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