the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
