can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Even the bartender felt bad for me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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