She's JV to your varsity
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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