the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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