I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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