I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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