she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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