Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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