Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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