Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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