I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
wow bdsm is so cute
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize