what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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