can we get nightvision for the apartment?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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