Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
