The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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