Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love black thongs
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Randomize
