I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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