'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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