DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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