The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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