Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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