Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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