last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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