Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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