i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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