she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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