Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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