Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So. Much. Porn.
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