Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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