I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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