Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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