He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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